Posted by
Gray Ghost on Saturday, September 22, 2007 10:26:18 AM
TV MINI-SERIES REVIEW
****
When Liberals Eat Their Own
Genre: Courtroom Drama
Showing Dates: Fall of 2007 through the 2008 Elections
Cast: Rather Delusional, Mary Marblehead, CBS Executive Management
It’s not Personal, it’s Just Business (and $70,000,000.00)
A Review by Gray Ghost
09/22/07
It so refreshing to see an older actor, at the end of his career, find a part that he has been waiting on for his entire life. In 1961, Rather Delusional hit the "idiot box" like a breath of hot air; literally, as he reported the forces of Mother Nature in Hurricane Blowhard, while tied to a tree. This made-for TV, low budget, mini-epic almost didn’t make it into the "can" as there wasn’t enough money to buy ropes for the camera crew. Never the less, higher management recognized that Mr. Delusional would sacrifice anything (or anybody for that matter) for the advancement of his craft. He got a chance at the center ring of the circus.
For the next seven years, Rather Delusional appeared in a number of low budget TV dramas; and except for a re-occuring role in a CBS war drama series (similar to the more popular TV series Combat!) he appeared to be at loose ends. His next big break came in 1968 in a political farce named The Chicago Clowns. This short-lived comedy only lasted three days, from August 26 to August 29, 1968. But in these few minutes of celluloid, the entire country saw the wide range of emotions he was capable of, including his cat-like abilities at taking a fall.
For the next thirteen years, he starred in one hit series after another (CBS Sunday Night Follies, CBS Reports What They Decide To, and The Clock is Ticking). It was in this last hit, The Clock is Ticking, that Mr. Delusional’s unique ability to sacrifice anything and anybody (including long time fellow actor Dodge T. Middle) that allowed him to truly become the legendary actor that we all know and love.
On March 9, 1981, he became the star of the long running CBS soap, The Evening Spew, replacing CBS icon Walter Crankcase. Even though very busy during the next few years, Delusional found time to star in a mildly humorous adventure mini-series (Gunga Dan) and to help write a piece of pop music ("What’s the Frequency, Kenneth"), later recorded in 1994 by REM. His "short fuse" temper lead to a now famous incident, when he walked off the stage of The Evening Spew after a disagreement with CBS executive management. The dropping of his costar (Ms. Conus Chug) in the long running soap was further attributed to this temper.
By 2004 Rather Delusional was bothered by the ratings of The Evening Spew versus the soaps on the other two networks. Wondering if his acting was the fault of this continued last place status; he helped write and produce a large budget spy thriller, Memogate. Unfortunately, poor writing and a contrived plot lead to a short run. CBS executive management canceled the series on September 20, 2004, after only twelve days.
Stung by the "arrows of outrageous fortune", and an even poorer thought process, Rather Delusional remained in The Evening Spew for over a year and a half. But his heart was not in it. On June 20, 2006, he left the cast of what was now called by fans everywhere as "The Spew". He took a few bit parts during the next year on small budget comedies on other networks, but he wanted back with his old friends at CBS where he got his start.
Pressing his credibility to the maximum, Rather Delusional convinced a fellow producer and writer from the ill-conceived Memogate, Ms. Mary Marblehead, and the CBS executive management to give him one more chance at the big time. When Liberals Eat Their Own promises to be an epic, courtroom drama of biblical proportions. Taking up where Memogate left off, Delusional’s hand written story will be a Psychodrama in every sense of the word. Playing an aging egotist, Rather Delusional will explore the nooks and crannies of his own mind as he tries to expose his ultimate truth: it’s not the facts, it’s the seriousness of the accusation. Along the way, CBS executive management will have to decide whether or not they embrace his ultimate truth and face oblivion, or do they throw this raging lunatic to the wolves of the FCC and alienate the entire Liberal Establishment?
With budget estimates running as high as $70,000,000.00, When Liberals Eat Their Own promises to be not just some cheap melodrama, but a freethinking rabble-rousing spectacular as one man explores the notion of how much money will it cost to buy his soul?