Posted by
Gray Ghost on Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:47:44 PM
5. Change your name from "Obama" to a more familiar sounding "Alabama".
4. Don't make fun of their deeply held religious beliefs or 2nd Amendment Rights in front of Liberal Elites in San Francisco.
3. Practice watching a record go around in circles for hours so you can pretend to like NASCAR.
2. Don't let it slip that you're secretly a Muslim.
And the Number One Way:
1. Try wearing a flag pin again. Rednecks love America for some strange reason.